Fiasco Playset "The Cobblestone Beat"

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Credits:

Written by Brian Casey

Cover by Brian Casey

Vetmari and Badge by Paul Kidby

Edited by Kat Boulware

Boilerplate:

This playset is copyright ® 2012 by Brian Casey. All rights are reserved.

This playset is an accessory for the Fiasco role-playing game by Bully Pulpit games. Fiasco is copyright ® 2009

by Jason Morningstar. All rights are reserved.
Discworld is property of Terry Pratchett. No infringement is intended.

Tlie Score:

The jStreets of JV?aMi-MoTporK_

There may be other places called wretched hives of scum and villainy, but
none have organised themselves quite so well, nor made quite as much profit
as the City of Ankh-Morpork. Unfortunately, Lord Vetinari and the City Watch
have the task of riding herd on a\\ these sweltering masses yearning to
breathe something besides the stench of the Ankh River in high summer.

As a city that has earned its reputation by catering to a\\ manner of living,
and un-living, persons (or un-persons) and creating equal opportunities for
a\\ to be mugged, blown-up, turned into a toad, preyed upon, take a pie to
the face and otherwise pursue happiness, it is on\y a matter of time before
something threatens it's very existence.

Not to worry though. The Ankh-Morpork City Watch will a\most certain\y come to sort
things out. The Modern Watch is very efficient at these things, and now-a-days hardly
anyone is wrongfully imprisoned, falsely accused, or worse yet, disintegrated by a troll
wearing a badge and carrying a siege crossbow...

guards! Quardsl, The Night Watch, Men at Arms, Etc.

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1. Tourisf and guide

2. Freed golem and Former Master

3. Bartender and Patron

4. Wafchman and Cifizen

5. Wizard and Student

6. Street Salesman and Customer

& :EEpEHl>!SElP

1. Former CeWmates

2. "We took the same c\ass at Unseen University."

3. "He pulled me out of the Ankh River."

4. "We used to wa\k the beat over the Brass Bridge hack in the day."

5. "We had a band with Rocks in, once"

6. "We sailed from XXXX on the same boat."

}3 ^QM^SSnCE

1. Married

2. Separated

3. Divorced

4. Living in Sin

5. Currently Dating

6. Not even if you were the last person on the Disc.

4 ODD

1. Members of the Fresh Start C\ub
2.Quild of Fools

3. A Barbarian Hero and his latest Rescued Princess

4. A Priest ofOffler, The Crocodile-Headed Qod, and a Priest of Bibulous, Qod of Wine

5. Two members of the Beggars' Quild

6. Nac Mac Feegles

SCdpME

1. Assassins' Quild Master and Student

2. Members of the Thieves' Quild

3. Unlicensed Thieves

4. A Lawyer and his client

5. Street Hooligans

6. Dwarf Smugglers

6 3tJ$i A iTOTCSsL :D$r

1. Remover of Night Soil' and Client

2. Protesting Zombies

3. Two Witches

4. A Werewolf and Vampire

5. A Dwarf and a Troll

6. A Talking Animal and its 'Owner'

BeedS.

1 TO GffiJI OUT OF TOWBL.

1. ...before the Watch fmds you.

2. ...before the Wizards fmd you.

3. ...before fhe Assassins' guild fjnds you.

4. ...and avoid marrylna the Uberwald Countess.

5. ...before mysterious forces exact their revenge.

6. ...before Mr. S\ant presents you with his bill.

)2io:eihix~

1. ...a new book for The Librarian

2. ...out where Rincewind is

3. ...the item of ultimate power

4. ...a way to stop the item of ultimate power

5. ...the true heir to the throne

6. ...a new stuffed bear for HEX

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1. ...an important spell.

2. ...clearing up The Shades.

3. ...looting the dwarf mines.

4. ...a statue dedicated to a god.

5. ...buying out a competitor.

6. ...saying goodbye to a dead relative, now a zombie.

4 TO GfflT SOME jgSTjSWBlJgL.

1. ...about that sneaky business down fhe mines.

2. ...from HEX about a magical problem.

3. ...from a member of the Watch about who they really are.

4. ...about what was found in the sewers.

5. ...about where a\\ the Trolls have gone.

6. ...regarding the latest discoveries of the Alchemists' Quild.

SToB^iegs-.

1. ...into the library and steal a magical book-

2. ...the curse that has befaWen Lord Vetinari.

3. ...out of jail

4. ...into Commander Vimes' house.

5. ...the secret ho\d the Seamstresses' Quild has on the City.

6. ...the code contained in a small dog's coWar.

6 TO BECOME.

1. ...the best seller of Sausage inna Bun the City has ever seen.

2. ...the new Archchancellor of Unseen University.

3. ...Death's new Apprentice.

4. ...an honest man.

5. ...rich.

6. ...head of the Beggars' Quild.

XocatioxiS.

1. The Library

2. The Tower of Art

3. The High Energy Magic Bui\d'mg

4. The Unrea\ Estate

5. The great Ha\\

6. The ArchchanceUor's Office

1. The Shades

2. The Mended Drum

3. The Temple ofSmaU gods

4. The Post Office

5. Offices of the Ankh Morpork Times

6. The Docks

THE GfOffiDjS

1. Assassins' guild

2. Beaaars' guild

3. Seamstresses' guild

4. Fools' guild

5. Thieves' (jUi\d

6. guild of Merchants

4Pl^CE$^TOT TO BE (SHEET

1. Patrician's Palace

2. Pseudopoiis Yard

3. Biers

4. The Dungeon Dimensions

5. The Scows

6. The River Ankh

S3U$T GfflTTWGL\BITE._

1. ...af Haraa's House of Ribs

2. ...af C.M.O.T. Dibbler's (various)

3. ...at Qimmiet's Ho\e Food and Delicatessen

4. ...af Lauahina Falafel

5. ...at the B\ue Cat C\ub

6. ...at The Bucket

6 OFF IHBBEl^TES^E^JBL.

1. ...Dave's Pin Exchange

2. ...Boffo Noveity and Joke Shop

3. ...Cuny gardens

4. ...Soon Shine Sun Shonky Shop

5. ...Burieigh and Stwnginthearm's

6. ...Mrs. Cake's

ObjectsL.

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1. ...a broom

2. ...a pick

3. ...a watch

4. ...two rolls of parchment

5. ...a banana

6. ...a packet of stamps

2 OUCH

1. ...a Watch truncheon

2. ...an old sword

3. ...a crossbow

4. ...an ornate dagger

5. ... 2 haves of dwarf bread
6. ...oh no! Not THAT.'

3 GfflTTES<GL$BOUT

1. ...on a horse and cart

2. ...by golem

3. ...worn-'m pair of boots

4. ...courtesy of the Watch

5. ...face down in the Ankh

6. ...rooftop to rooftop

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1. ...Wizard's Staff

2. ...Witch's broom

3. ...one of the lesser books from the Library

4. ...C.M.O.T. Dibbler (mostly) meat pie

5. ...a scroll containig a magic spell

6. ...a bucket of banged grains

1. ...swamp dragon

2. ..Assassins' Quild Contract

3. ...plans for a never-before-heard-of magical weapon

4. ...diagrams for building a second HEX

5. ...complete map ofL-Space

6. ...a hat with 'Wizzard' written on it

6oMfi^WEfl

1. "You fool! That's the Octavo!"

2. "Look out! it's from the Dungeon Dimensions!"

3. "Look at that edge! it must be Death's Blade."

4. "I'm sorry. Did you just say it was designed by B.S.Johnson?!"

5. "I'm sorry. Did you just say it was designed by Leonard de Quirm ?!!"

6. "Oh my god! It's the Luggage!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

mSTA-Setup

^latiomsypS In dpKkleSltoae Beat ...

For three players...

JUST A TVP/CAL DAY: Two Witches

FRIENDSHIP: "He Pulled me out of the Anhk River."

CRIME: Assassins' Quild Master and Student

For four players, add-

FRIENDSHIP: "We sailed from XXXX on the same boat"

For five players, add-

WORK: Street Salesman and Customer

:BTeecLsi 1^ CoKbleiStotie Beat_

For three players^

TO FINISH: Cleaning up the Shades

For four or five players, add...

TO QET SOME ANSWERS: Regarding the latest discoveries of the Alchemists' Quild

Objects In Cobblestone Beat.

For three or four players^

UNUSUAL: Witch's Broom

For five players, add.-

OMQ WTF: "I'm sorry. Did you just say it was designed by B.S. Johnson?!"

Locations In CoKbleStbne Beat_

For three, four or five players...

JUST gETT/Ng A BITE: at C.M.O.T. Dibbler's (various)